Mr. Crackhead!!

Ryan put an assignment on the board showing the kids how to format a letter they were to write to him. A bit later, one student asks "Mr. Cracknell, how do you spell your name?" with a mischevious glint in his eye. Ryan turned to see this tampered example of his assignment. Even the staff called him Mr. Crackhead at the end of the day. Luckily, Ryan has heard this before and managed to stop this name from sticking.